Wipe that stupid look off your face little boy, this is the US Governent calling and we've decided to send you back to Canada where you belong. Damn Canadians. I mean could anyone possibly be more annoying? Have you heard this kid talk? I just want to take a pair of shears and shave off all his hair, then what would he do...cry I hope. Maybe a good punch in the gut would work as well. Of course then I would be despised by every single girl under the age of 16. Angry mobs of little women with their Tiger Beat Issues in hand, prepping to burn me on a stake in my front yard. Some things are just worth it. What brought me to this point you ask? Rolling Stone Magazines website, that's what. I was looking thru their site the other day perusing the latest music news when I came upon a tab showcasing great music photos. Intrigued I opened it up to find that this kids face was everywhere! I mean do I really need to see a photo of him on the beach in Australia? Is that really a picture of interest for Rolling Stone readers? Next they will have shots of him eating a bowl of Captain Crunch while his Mommy fills his lunchbox with Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches (I love a good PB&J). What this kid really needs is to go to school and be a kid. The last thing we need is another story of a child burned out from all the fame and excess who at 25 has lost it all and is a recovering alcoholic. Actually that might be pretty interesting...nevermind what I just said. Please don't tell my 8 year old daughter that I wrote this.
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